Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
The Neurotic Brunch
A serie of post-functional products 12.3 mm tool for precise bread slicing 42°, 5.2 N, set angle and force to exactly hit your plate 67.4 cm, teapot records the height you are able to pour tea from 0.2 mm, the holy grail of cutlery alignment 23.5 ml, 2.41 g, measure the milk and sugar in [...]
Heysoos Kreesto
Folks, those are –drumroll, please– my feet. I still can’t quite process the excitement and overall disgusting materialism of it all. But I can say, with no hesitation- they. are. fucking amazing. amazing. And my name is on the box which brings me much delight. Can I get an amen? Jesus? And to give credit [...]
Approved!
What’s unfortunate about this is: a) It’s not likely to happen. b) More importantly, I made this. And then I sent it to Wells Fargo so that they would make my debit card look like this (so nice of them, right?). Then, they approved my design! Theeeen, I was so happy that I wanted to [...]
