Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
From the Archives Part II
And, look! The Tour de Fat! That was only so long ago that I have no idea how long ago it was. But Ryan finally uploaded his pictures {which are also technically my pictures because I killed my camera.) The man himself {with, like, no facial hair. wtf} Aaron. Sizin’ up the Connect Four. Nick [...]
From the Archives Part I
Well, not that it was like- last year- or anything…. But I finally have proof that I do exciting things on a mildly regular basis. New Years Eve at Our House. The hosts. If you can’t see the Turtleneck, take a closer look. The spread. The usual suspects. Chips. Shrimp. {and the delightful beet/goat cheese [...]
Oh, Joe
So, Joe- our orphan pigeon friend- left us. Twas Monday morning when Ryan and I stepped out to bid Joe our farewells before work. For lunch on Monday, I traversed East Hampden Avenue looking for some proper seed for our guest. The best I could do was some loose golden flax and raw sunflower seed [...]
Hey, Pidge
This is Joe. He’s what we believe to be an English Trumpeter pigeon. He’s been on our roof since 11:00 am this morning. He likes cookie crumbs and naps in his own poop. He tried to come inside, but he’s not allowed. He’s been a very gentlemanly Sunday guest and we hope he visits again [...]
Look at this tangle of thorns
…the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
