Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker
A little weekend menswear on Saturday. Complete with a pompadour/ducks ass. All apologies for not taking a picture of the back of my hair. But I’ll do it again, so don’t be too sad. As it is was the weekend, I didn’t do any detail shots. Except of my nails. But they have a story [...]
Hate is a strong word
True. That’s why I have no hesitation is stating the following: I hate peplum. I hate the word. I hate the look. It makes. Me. Cringe. If you aren’t familiar with Ms. Peplum, allow me to introduce her: Hi. That looks terrible. Wow. Your fanny pack matches your skirt to the T! Oh, it’s not [...]
I got the blues and yesterday's news
We’re definitely figuring it out. Although, if it’s cloudy, I have no idea what we’ll do. I realized I never take my sweaters off. It’s still Winter, you know! And, I think (I hope!) I am getting better with the details. But that’s just me. From the bottom up: Shoes: Seychelles via Zappos (Seychelles is [...]
No Joe.
It has been consistently freezing here for weeks now. Joe split. We hope he’s found sunny skies and sandy beaches. Maybe not sandy beaches. He could mistake the sand for seed and then he would turn into a sandbag and couldn’t fly. We also hope that he’ll be back after his leave of absence. If [...]
Battle of the Weird (and amazing)
And of course: Any favorites? I wish they all could win.
High waists and bad taste
Yeah, living and learning! Look at that lighting! Unfortunately, it seems that even a matter of perhaps 12 inches drastically impacts the quality of the light. Also, that little space in front of the door is so narrow that I don’t think Ryan could even get a full shot there. Ah well, we shall continue [...]





