Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
Seychelles: 1 Urban Outfitters: -6
The shoe seen above comes from one of my favorite shoe companies ever. Right now.
They make it in black, orange, ecru, and teal.
And it is literally all fucking over the Urban Outfitters website. Literally.
There she is in black.
Gorgeous orange.
Beautiful Black. Again.
Awww… do they only have Orange and Black?
Um, you would think that, Zoe. But actually, as of today, anyway, this shoe is not available- at all- anywhere on the Urban Outfitters site.
Why?
Am I alone in finding this just down right ridiculous?
I mean, at first glance I was not at all excited about this shoe. I saw it on the Seychelles site and skipped over it. More than once. Then, Urban Outfitters made all their little ladies look so great in this ONE GREAT SHOE.
But, sorry, you can’t have it. Not from us anyway. We’ll just do the dirty work and make you love it so you get so desperate that you must have it. And then you can go buy it from someone else???? What?
Why?










