Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looks…
Okay. Brace yourselves, now. I am about to do my first outfit post. I feel under-prepared, over-dressed, sloppy, nervous, embarrassed, under-dressed, excited, and totally vain. Chronologically: So, this was attempt #1, immediately outside of our front door, and honestly probably the best. Accidently. I tried the timer on my camera. On my iphone. On an APP. [...]
That's kind of better?
So, they do have the shoe now? Whatever, man. And now, these shoes below… I have tried to purchase these not once. Not twice. But thrice. Dear UO, Hi. I have some questions: Why can’t you properly stock your inventory, and then correctly relay that information to your website? Why did this shoe appear available [...]
Seychelles: 1 Urban Outfitters: -6
The shoe seen above comes from one of my favorite shoe companies ever. Right now. They make it in black, orange, ecru, and teal. And it is literally all fucking over the Urban Outfitters website. Literally. There she is in black. Gorgeous orange. Beautiful Black. Again. Awww… do they only have Orange and Black? Um, [...]
