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I Work Till I Ache My Bones
Wednesday. Hello. {ssshhh, look what I did. I wore 4th of July colors again} All I can think about is food today. Eatin it, cookin it, eatin more. Hungry. And…. hello! The A M A Z I N G Annie of Time Enough for Drums has made me the happiest girl around today. She featured yours [...]
DEAR LORD.
Jeffrey, you kill me. It isn’t yet mid-Summer and you have me dreaming of fall’s boots.
Boom Goes the Dynamite
Looks like I accidently blew my Fourth of July load today. Do you really believe that it was accidental….? Actually, it was. But I hate that I always end up pairing this cardigan with white on the bottom. I can’t help it . So these trou are just slightly too big for me. I wish [...]
Etcetera, Etcetera.
Monday Shmonday. Bleh. Went for the lazy look today. Feels good. Although, I did just realize that we are hosting for the Fourth of July and I don’t have an outfit yet! UH OH. I just maniacally scoured the internet for like 4 minutes looking the perfect dress. But I think I have a place [...]
Off With Her Head
Oh Friday, I couldn’t be happier to see you. Although I will say, I usually expect much less from you. As in: much less chaos. Leave that for the Mon-Thurs crowds, ok? And my face is quite unpleasant in these photos. The sun hurts my new face. Or the sporadic bits of my face that [...]
Silence Blossoms Like Tumors
Well folks, my baby came prematurely. And by that I mean that my face started peeling an entire day before it should have. Which only further confirms just how much I will molt. I’m itching with excitement. And also just itching in general. But look at this great hat I found at the thrift yesterday. [...]
Face Off
So, yesterday I decided upon an impulsive chemical peel. Why did I do this? Who knows. But what I do know is that I will be peeling something fierce about this time tomorrow. It starts around the mouth and slowly peels its way to the hairline. It will be royally disgusting. But around this time [...]
We'll Take That Ride
Man, another super busy day. That is not at all how I prefer to function. And before we go any further, I want to say that this morning I took a big, fat chunk of inspiration from Miss Christina‘s amazing scarf-wearing ways. I have pounds of scarves, but kind of just think of them as [...]
Goblin King
Finally! Sorry to tease you so. On Saturday night, my girlfriend and I went to the opening of Beauty Bar downtown. I didn’t know it then, but learned that they are actually kind of a Franchise, so you may have one in your town too! If not, it wasn’t super crazy exciting, so don’t worry. [...]





