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Proper Scheming
This is not today. Today has been a cluster of unnecessary stress and chaos. Clusters of unnecessary stress and chaos don’t allow for photos in the morning. But this is last Friday, which also got skipped amongst the chaos. Now, Friday has his time to shine. Shine on, Friday. Also, I would like to tell [...]
Toad
Good Monday to you. Hope that weekend worked out in your favor. Mine consisted of a trip to this. A little visit here. A trip around town on this to eat here. Including a visit from this guy. And tons, and tons, and tons of this. A + Oh. I also went to Forever21 because [...]
Bing. Bang. I Saw the Whole Gang.
{Update: This look was featured on Weardrobe} Aye, my dear. Tomorrow will be Friday. But really: who cares, right? Oh. I do. Me and my new purse do. Say whaaaat? Yup. Mama’s gotta brand new bag! (ohmygodI’mfuckinghilarious) He’s a bit larger than expected. But also softer, more luxurious, well-built, and charming than I expected. His [...]
Carol, Hold My Calls
Happy hump day. Sometimes I wish I had red hair. So, as you can probably see: I am dying for Fall. I’m sneaking in wool trousers already. Although, it is a teeny bit sad. I will miss the sunsets on the patio. The breezy Vespa* rides. The iced beverages. Camping. And just today, as I [...]
Lunchbox Puddles
Rain. So nice, this rain. Even if it only lasted through the morning. It reminds you that coffee always tastes better in a sweater. I think Abe Lincoln said that. And I’m doubly happy today because I’m wearing my favorite shirt. It’s one of those items that you buy, wear a few times, and then [...]
A Fish Hook, an Open Eye
And so… another week begins. I hope everyone’s weekends were full of bunnies and sugar and fluffy linens and greasy breakfasts and pyjamas. And who else is itching inside with the fervor of poison ivy for Autumn to come? And who else has terrible grammar on Mondays? Driving to work this morning was so nice, [...]
Lefty Lucy
Thank goodness. It’s Friday. And here’s a kind of cute story about my morning: A client came in with two children (approx. 3 and 4 y/o) who had nothing but Etch-A-Sketch’s to keep them occupied. They wanted TV. Nothing but news, home shopping, news, news, home shopping, The View, and more news*. Then I found [...]
Walking on Crow Egg's, Mama
Slowly but surely, I am getting back in the groove. This skirt has literally sat in my closet for almost two years. I get so afraid of loud items. But I buy them all the time. Why do I do the things that I do? Why is my inner monologue so contradictory? Anyway. This is [...]
Mayonnaise
I exist. I have not died. I have not been exiled. I have not run away from home. I have not been kidnapped by Honest John, the thespian fox. (although I was Pinocchio for Halloween last year) I’ve just been… …you know. Blahandstuff. Oh, and I was also on vacation for a week. So you [...]
Ugly Can Be Pretty, Too
Ah ha! The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things. Of shoes, and shirts, and leather jacks… Of cabbages and Kings! Ugly can be pretty, too y’know? Paige said it first, and then Christina, then off to me- to style muy bonita! And so I did. {Ok, enough poetry} I initially [...]
