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Kings and Queens and Bishops, Too
Another year older, my friends. It’s funny, I was thinking last night about what I should wear today. I mean- it’s your birthday, you should feel amazing, right? Totally. I thought about all these fancy schmance dresses, high heels, silky princess things. But then I thought: Since it is my birthday, I think I’m going [...]
Beep Beep
Blechh. Today sucks. Just one of those days when so much shit goes wrong that by lunch you are just infuriated by the smallest detail. I’m irked. Perhaps I knew the day would turn out this way and that’s why I wore all black? A morning mourning. Mourning for happiness. Mourning for ease. Pumps: Thrifted [...]
You've Got a Hole in Your Boat
Tuesday. Supposed to be a hot one today, folks. High of 91˚ Yuck. It is Fall, right? As I mentioned {ahem}, my birthday is on Thursday. Last year, I was wearing a heavy Winter coat for dinner. This year? Bikini. I also tried my absolute hardest not to pair this skirt with a white, or [...]
My New Favorite Etsy Store
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Wild Life Prints! Have a taste: You’re welcome.
He Out-Bopped the Buzzard
{Update: This look was featured on Weardrobe!} Monday. Gross. Well, hello everybody. How were your weekends? Mine was relatively lame and relaxing, so that is always good. Even with the lame-ish, relaxing weekend I had I am still just dead tired today. I need another weekend. ZzzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzzzZ…… And I could murder some brunch right now. [...]
Love's Labour's Lost
Holla, holla. Friday. Good day. I’m breaking rules today. Hence my half-pun of a title. I tried to reference labor, as in don’t wear white after Labor Day. But the only labor I could think of was Shakespeare. Ah well, let’s be fancy. I have to be honest about this outfit. I feel like I [...]
An Early Birthday Present
From this guy. He made me a present. He made me… a pirate. Maybe he saw all of the good costume suggestions at my thrift store: Either way, I couldn’t be happier.
Here is Your Throat Back, Thanks for the Loan
Good Morrow! Sorry about yesterday. Had to take a little blahg. It’s when you’re feeling blah about your blog, so you ignore it for a day and then come back with fresh eyes and a new attitude. And an outfit that you feel vastly more comfortable in. You know. Look, I’m on the catwalk. Yeah [...]
Burn My Bird and Sell Me to the Cigarette
Oops. Looks like I kind of missed the mark this morning. Standing in the shadows and all. Bummer. I even wore a pair of shoes that you have never seen! Isn’t it killing you? It’s like JJ Abrams is guest posting and there are all sorts of little hidden treasures and secret puzzles within… Not [...]
92010
Yesterday. Felt pretty profesh yesterday if you know what I mean. Cardi, button-up, pencil skirt, accessories! I’m like the most perfect businessladysecretaryassistant that you could ever imagine. If only I had had some White Diamonds to top it off… And I don’t mean the rock. So, I guess the only real downside to these shimmering [...]
