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No, But Seriously
I am so in love with every one of you. Honestly. To feel such fucking love + support from strangers is overwhelming in the absolute best way possible. Like, ohmygod you are rubbing my shoulders exactly where it hurts-type overwhelming. And after that I still blew you off. It’s been two months now and I [...]
Xerox Candy Bar
It’s Monday again. But the sun is out. And so was Duncan. He likes to try and steal the show. I hope everyone had a yummy weekend. I sure did. It was a little more hectic than I usually prefer, but it was a blast. Went to Artopia on Saturday night. Art, music, fashion, general [...]
Come Here, Loverboy
It’s totally Thursday. And I have been dying to show you guys this new blousey blouse I thrifted. The print is like zebra-meets-faux bois. Oh yeah. And it’s HALSTON. No big deal. Just me and my Halston. You know. Rollin’ like we do. And you can’t really see them, but I suppose you could call [...]
As A Fool Such As I
Oh, Monday. You come so soon. And bring such cold. I hate you. Yes, folks. As dark and grey as it was this morning, I still tried to take these photos. And then tried to brighten them. And that’s why they’re garbage. And that’s why I’m sorry. But you had to see this new bolo. [...]
Land Of The Creeps
Good morning to you. Wanna hear an awful story? First things first: I love quinoa. I eat it very regularly. However, recently my stomach has had a slight aversion to it once eaten. Some gurgles, the sensation of having overeaten, tightness. But I just assumed that I had been gorging myself on this delicious food [...]
This Town Needs An Enema
What began as the most worthless day of 2011 has begun to look up. My girlfriend and I just spoke on the phone about something. Is anyone else noticing how everyone seems to be falling apart just a little bit? Like there is some strange anxiety or unease in the pits of our stomachs and [...]
And Never Brought To Mind
Adieu, 2010. Our hosts for the evening, Mr. Ryan and Ms. Zoë. We welcome you to our home, the Clocktower. {so, like right in the middle of the photo you can see a building that is just a little bit more colorful than the rest. Those are fireworks reflecting off the windows. Also, I really [...]
Raggedly, But Yes
Another frigid day in 2011. Pumps: Steve Madden Luxe :: Trousers + Belt + Blazer: Thrifted :: Shirt: Target :: Bag: Ross I don’t mind the cold. I just prefer it to be coupled with snow. Active snow. Not the brown, sloppy garbage in the gutters. But, speaking of snowless days, I have somehow managed [...]
The Places Only They Would Know
Hello friends and lovers! Welcome back to Non-Holidayland. At least only for a few days. And then it’s time to drop the ball. For the New Year. You know what I mean. And boy do I ever have some a m a z i n g photos to show you from Christmas! But you will [...]
As If We Were Both Quite Insane
Ta da. Monday. Technically, today is Tuesday- but there just wasn’t enough time in the day yesterday to get everything done. Plus, today is super boring anyway. You’d hate it. Does anyone know anything about this necklace? I see them in all sorts of colors, all with different colored/patterned handkerchiefs. Any clues? Or is it [...]
