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Always Acting So Phisticated
Let’s make it a thing, shall we? Friday treatments. Yeah, I think so. So, my mister left for SXSW this morning. What’s a gal to do?! Well. This: 1. Dinner with Papa Cullie and Hollie 2. Breakfast with Brian and Lindsey 3. Books on the couch 4. Snuggling and snaggling with Duncan 5. Cleaning 6. [...]
I Would Ring Out Danger
Fuuuuuhhhhrrrrriday. So. This is the hat. That I told you about yesterday. Pretty adorable. I bought it months ago {when my hair was shorter} and it looked a bit odd. Now that I can essentially just fill it with curls, it may become my new bff. I kind of want to wear it every single [...]
As A Fool Such As I
Oh, Monday. You come so soon. And bring such cold. I hate you. Yes, folks. As dark and grey as it was this morning, I still tried to take these photos. And then tried to brighten them. And that’s why they’re garbage. And that’s why I’m sorry. But you had to see this new bolo. [...]
Land Of The Creeps
Good morning to you. Wanna hear an awful story? First things first: I love quinoa. I eat it very regularly. However, recently my stomach has had a slight aversion to it once eaten. Some gurgles, the sensation of having overeaten, tightness. But I just assumed that I had been gorging myself on this delicious food [...]
Denver. Representin’.
Well, folks. Drumroll, please…. I won! 303 Style of the Year! Holy. Fucking. Shit. This is just a crappy iPhone shot of the spread in the magazine (which, framed, was the award they gave me!). Here are the super nice things they say (that are far too blurry for you to read), Cullie is back [...]
My Love For You Is Way Out Of Line
Hey you. Glad it’s Friday? Ditto. Kind of a nice day, too. Crisp, sunny. And a little bit of exciting news for you this Friday. Tomorrow night is the 303 Style Awards Party! Yeah, remember when I was in that magazine (Oct. Hair Issue)??! Well… They are having an awards party tomorrow and a little [...]
Crackerjack Timebomb
Whoa, horsey! Um- what the motherflip is happening the past two days? Am I alone in this strange world of weird accidents, non-sequitor chaos, spilled milk, and sloppy expensive-item-handling? I thought Mercury was done retrograding… Something is up, folks. Here’s a quick recap: A co-worker and girlfriend of mine caught her hair on fire yesterday [...]
A Hysterical Unreliable Organ
Hey, Monday. Nice to see you again. Kinda. But not really. Sorry, Monday but you know this is true. Because, unfortunately we still did not make it to the museum this weekend. I know, right?! Frustrating. But we did do other very pleasant things that almost made up for it. Almost. The cupcakes helped. Pumps: [...]
Down on 34th and Vine
Pow. Friday. Look at those jeans. What a shocker, right? Sorry about that. But to be honest, you will all probably be so stinking sick of these jeans by, like, Thanksgiving. SO. There’s one more thing that you can look forward to! Me, I’m looking forward to actually getting to the museum this weekend. It [...]
Two things.
Number one: If Urban Outfitters is selling a Bolo- does that mean Bolomania has officially taken over the Planet? (yesyesyesyesyesyes) Number two: Excuse me. American Apparel, this is just fucking disgusting. Fucking. Disgusting. Thanks for listening.
