Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
JEEPERS CREEPERS
YOU GUYS. OHMYGOD. You know what? I didn’t even want to TELL you about this before a winner was announced because I was afraid to jinx it!! … looks like I made a good decision. I’m just sorry no one was around to witness my victory dance. Although I am still obscenely excited and find [...]
No, But I Am Terribly Flattered
Sometimes my favorite things ever are search terms. — But where did that come from? How would a wildly false rumor like this get started? Who (are these two people) Googling such nonsense? These people know my last name? Why Madewell?* Curiouser. And. Curiouser. *For the record: Madewell. Seriously. If you are looking for a [...]
Because That’s How It Should Be
Eugene Mirman just stole my fucking heart. The A/V club just published (today, mind you) an excellent interview with Eugene Mirman (you may recognize him as Gene from Bob’s Burgers and Eu/Gene from other things that he has been in as well). I first and foremost suggest you read the interview, if you are one [...]
But WHY?
I promise you this was not photoshopped. Is there something I’m missing…? WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?
That’s What He Said
Hi. So. I’ve been super jazzed about this series they’ve been running on SplitSider about 90s Nickelodeon shows. WAIT WHAT YES. 1990s Nickelodeon ohmygod. They’ve done Pete & Pete, Clarissa Explains It All, Doug, and most recently: Rugrats. Fascinatingly, they chose to profile Mark Mothersbaugh for the Rugrats installment as he composed not only the [...]
Quarters
Hey you. Did I tell you we moved again? Like. Again again? Anyway. We did. Like a month ago. We moved down the block. But guess what? This time we actually unpacked and then ohmygod we took pictures. This is the only plant that we haven’t killed. So if you get a sunburn, you know [...]
No, But Seriously
I am so in love with every one of you. Honestly. To feel such fucking love + support from strangers is overwhelming in the absolute best way possible. Like, ohmygod you are rubbing my shoulders exactly where it hurts-type overwhelming. And after that I still blew you off. It’s been two months now and I [...]
Seven Months and Seven Days
I want to blog again. And I do not have a huge explanation full of excuses about what the fuck exactly has happened here. Because, ew. Who wants to read about a bunch of shit I probably made up to justify myself and make us all feel better, less awkward, more guilt-free, and prettier? Come [...]
303 Magazine PRIDEFEST Issue Release & Fashion Show
You know that feeling you get when you hold a bunch of newborn kittens in your arms and someone feeds you ice cream while you get your feet rubbed? That’s how I feel looking back on last night’s release party for 303Magazine’s Pridefest Special Edition. To me, this event isn’t really about the fashion. Granted, [...]
