Haiku Ambulance | ☞ {an historical tour de force, grilled to perfection}
JEEPERS CREEPERS
YOU GUYS. OHMYGOD. You know what? I didn’t even want to TELL you about this before a winner was announced because I was afraid to jinx it!! … looks like I made a good decision. I’m just sorry no one was around to witness my victory dance. Although I am still obscenely excited and find [...]
Quarters
Hey you. Did I tell you we moved again? Like. Again again? Anyway. We did. Like a month ago. We moved down the block. But guess what? This time we actually unpacked and then ohmygod we took pictures. This is the only plant that we haven’t killed. So if you get a sunburn, you know [...]
A Letter From The Internet
Hi guys. I just wanted to apologize for something right quick. Zoë changed her domain from zoecullie.com to haikuambulance.com, isn’t that great consisting branding?? Anyway guys, I somehow forgot to communicate that properly through this series of tubes I have, to a site called Bloglovin’, which actually streams all of her posts! But do not [...]
Yesterday my Life Was Full Of Rain
Sunny! {see what I did there? anyone? dad?} It is indeed sunny today. And absolutely fucking freezing. So, you know, a great day for shorts…. Anyway, on the exciting news front– As some of you may heard on twitter, I found out yesterday that I won 3rd place in the Chictopia Olsenboye contest (see the [...]
And Never Brought To Mind
Adieu, 2010. Our hosts for the evening, Mr. Ryan and Ms. Zoë. We welcome you to our home, the Clocktower. {so, like right in the middle of the photo you can see a building that is just a little bit more colorful than the rest. Those are fireworks reflecting off the windows. Also, I really [...]
Isn't He A Bit Like You and Me?
Happy humps, dudes. We’ve been having some relatively un-cold, sunny weather around these parts. Not bad, not bad. So in lieu of this unseasonable weather, I thought I would bust out my bright orange, houndstooth pencil skirt. And, why not put them blue suede shoes on, too? Come onnnn, you know you want to. Okay. [...]
BOO
Allow me to walk your through our Halloween(s). Chronologically: Friday night we heard of a last-minute soiree that one of friends was hosting. Our costumes weren’t quite complete, but we did the best we could with short notice. This night, Ryan attempted to go as Allen Ginsberg- my counterpart. The only wig I could find [...]
An Early Birthday Present
From this guy. He made me a present. He made me… a pirate. Maybe he saw all of the good costume suggestions at my thrift store: Either way, I couldn’t be happier.
Hi.
Hello. I did wear clothes today. And you’re probably gonna see ‘em. But. I like how they look on Ryan’s iPhone so much better than mine, so I am blatantly using him for his hi-definition lens. Even though I saved mine. This means I have to wait for them to pop up in my email. [...]
The Guest of Honor
YOW. Where have I been?? Picking up Merl’s slack, that’s where! And although the opinion is bias, I highly recommend reading her biography that I wrote. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever read in my entire life. A new classic. And it features Chuck Norris and Danny Bonaduce so don’t tell me you’re [...]
