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No, But Seriously
I am so in love with every one of you. Honestly. To feel such fucking love + support from strangers is overwhelming in the absolute best way possible. Like, ohmygod you are rubbing my shoulders exactly where it hurts-type overwhelming. And after that I still blew you off. It’s been two months now and I [...]
You Always Hurt The Ones You Love
Twice in one week. Yow. I can totally get back into the swing of this…. And an experimental hair-do for you this fine Friday. Nice. So, recently I have been spending most of free (internet) time looking at DIY blogs vs the normal roll of fashion/street style blogs. So I took myself out for lunch [...]
The Ones You Shouldn’t Hurt At All
Hello and holler. It’s been a while since we spoke. But don’t think I haven’t been missing this place like crazy. I fucking miss hanging out with you guys. Seriously… But since then: -Summer happened. – I stayed a redhead. – Lots of other stuff, too. You would thank that I/we would have our shit [...]
But I Won’t Be Worried Long
Well. It’s been a while. Quite a while. Quite a long while. I apologize. We moved. 100% officially moved. New digs. Boxes everywhere. Achy bones. Optimistic excitement. It is so nice to not have to think about it anymore. True, there is still painting, redecorating, and unpacking to do. But for the most part, these [...]
What Kind of a Hamburger Stand is This?
OK. #1: I lied. #2: It wasn’t my fault that I lied. #3: My hairstylist had strep throat and that is why I lied and that is why my hair looks the same as it did Friday even though I promised you otherwise. #4: I’m sorry. But- there ain’t nothin’ any of us can do [...]
Amongst The Broken Cabbages
Geez, Louise. I’m a busy little bee, folks. This is officially our last packing weekend. Next week is our last week at home. Old home, that is. New home as of Friday the 13th. Creepy. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? Today is the last day. The very last day. That my hair will look like this. [...]
Sittin’ Here Resting My Bones
Hi. I’ve missed you. Today is the first sunny day we’ve seen around these parts in quite some time. Well. That’s a lie. Yesterday was sunny, too. But I was far too lazy to take photos. But I am very excited to tell you that I had the wonderful pleasure of appearing on one of [...]
She Hands Charlie A Sandwich
Good morning friends and lovers. I’ve got some pictures for you. They’re from yesterday. With taxes et al I didn’t have the proper time for a post. But folks. I’m all yours today. Gonna take my sweet time. Type these letters o n e a t a t i m e. So. The [...]
What I Lost To Find This
Friday. Hello. Cool but sunny again. Jeans again. If you’re tired of it then speak to the manager. I had a $10 shopping spree. I bought this blouse. This belt. And the jacket/top I wore yesterday. You didn’t see it. But Patti La Belle made it. True story. The original tag was still dangling, reading: [...]





