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Unplugged: The Series Finale

Have you guys ever even seen me in a dress??

I got it at the thrift yesterday at lunch.

I saw it there this weekend and passed on it.

Glad I changed my mind.

It has pockets.

And came with it’s own matching belt soon-to-be headscarf.

Fits kind of odd in places, but you work with what you got.

Bottom Up:

Jeffery Campbell Buttons: Lorisshoes

Vintage Dress: Thrifted yesterday!

Blazer: Urban Outfitters

Marc Jacobs Scarf: Thrifted yesterday!

So friends, I have a forecast of 80˚ all weekend.

So I’m gonna have a ridiculous weekend.

Do the same.

Oh&, when I see you on Monday I will be a changed woman.

The Series Finale

Of LOST

is

Sunday.

I might die.

Unplugged #4

The clouds did a bit of a disservice to my hot pink lipstick.

And folks, I think I may have finally broke these shoes in.

Thank

goodness.

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Steve Madden

Trou: Thrifted

Blouse: Forever21

Bandana: Thrifted

Thanks, Found Magazine.

Howdy, Ryan

Howdy, lover.

I Like Melanie

Ok, my friends it’s that time again.

I just can’t hold it in any longer.

It’s time to talk.

About Melanie.

Probably one of the prettiest faces in the History of Life.

And her eye for color and accessories are out of this world.

And one of the better vintage collections I’ve seen on a blog.

To date.

Including none other than the recurring yellow feather bundle.

I don’t know. Typically I would try to sum her up (I guess), but there is something so otherworldly about Melanie, that I actually feel like I shouldn’t say too much.

I just want to spread the word and let you all know that this lady fucking rocks and we’d all better watch what she’s doing.

She’s no joke.

But she’s beating us to the punchline.

Unplugged #3

So, Sayid was totally right.

It was Jack.

And, I dunno.

Not really pleased with the outfit today.

I bought this dress on Sunday- brilliantly not trying it on.

But really excited no less.

It’s not much bigger than a postage stamp.

Suck.

I also took the bracelet off immediately after taking these.

Just too much, I think.

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Kensie Girl via Macys

Leggings: Forever21

Dress: Forever21

And, that’s about all that I’m wearing.

Maybe I feel weird because absolutely nothing is thrifted??!!

I feel new.

It feels strange.

Unplugged #2

Let’s make a week of it, shall we?

No photo treatments whatsoever.

It’s much safer that way.

Why?

Every morning I have about 15 minutes on the highway on the way to work.

That’s when the photos get treated.

Moving on!

I guess yesterday was so nice, they had to make up for it with gloomy clouds today.

They always do that.

This is my first pair of white pants.

Ever in my life.

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Seychelles

White jeans: Forever21

Gray tee: Target

Militardigan: Forever21

Necklace: Thrifted

Like a Pony Scarf: Thrifted

And I’m just devastated.

This is the second.

To last.

Episode of LOST.

E  V  E  R

.

Unplugged

{UPDATE: This look was featured on Weardrobe! Thanks Krystal and co!}

I did not treat my photos today.

I had to attempt to take these myself (read: leaning iPhone against thermos, using timer app…) because my photographer is out of town on location.

So in reality, the photos just aren’t quality enough to begin with, so treating them would probably affect them for the worse.

At least it was sunny so I didn’t have lighting issues.

But lucky you, seeing me for who I really am!

Yeah, I got landscaped.

Not a prime spot, I surmised.

And then I chopped my feet off.

Oh god. So close.

Yessssssssss!

Err..

These were better.

My Thermos is really sexy, so it made things easier.

Bottom Up:

Jeffrey Campbell Buttons: Lorisshoes

Shorts: Thrifted

Top: Forever21

Belt: Thrifted

Blazer: Urban Outfitters yesterday

Necklace: Thrifted

Bandana: Thrifted

I was unsure whether or not I was going to keep this blazer.

The dirt I got on the elbows sealed the deal.

A Message from Mr. Bagmandorfington

Mr. Bagmandorfington says:

Have a smashing Side A weekend.

And get crazy with your bad selves.

 

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