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Denver Fashion Weekend: Night One

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FOLKS!

As you may well recall, I mentioned a little event that my city was hosting last weekend.

So please-

Allow me to present to you…

Denver Fashion Weekend!

Night one (Friday), the theme of the evening was High Fashion.

Let’s take a look at all of the glory and splendor that was Friday, March 25th.

Above you see the Runway prior to the show. I loved the floor seating and semi-rustic nature of how the event was staged.

So Denver.

I was in utter shock to find my seat directly in the center of the runway, front row.

You can’t tell by the back of my head, but I was drooling all over myself in complete shock.

And then! Lo!

Look who’s on the big screen!

I actually really loved what they did here. They had behind-the-scenes footage from the shoots for the Spring Fashion Issue (which is incredibly gorgeous, by the way), video from the Sex Issue Party, and the interviews from the 303 Awards Party!

{A dude at a table next to me goes, “is that you?” No buddy, it’s you.}

So, then the lovely and kind Cori from Barefoot PR escorted The Press backstage to take their pressy photographs.

Backstage we found:

Charlie Price! The Creative Director at 303Magazine.

Lost of shoes! And if I’m correct, 99% of these shoes say Jeffery Campbell on the sole.

The Halston Heritage gals. Ironically sporting the hair from Robert Rodriguez’s SS11 Collection. Not that it’s ironic in of itself, but it’s very ironic considering pieces from the Robert Rodriguez SS11 collection were in this show.

Hrm.

The beautiful Helmut Lang girls.

And if you actually followed the link to the Spring Fashion Issue, you will see that the very striking, very tall gal on the left was in that one awesome spread they did.

The Mixie girls.

Lovely, lovely girls.

But honestly- totally boring clothes.

And high fashion would not be the genre I would lump them into.

But still: hooray for up and coming designers!

She opened the show!

And there’s something that I really love about these getting-ready-shots.

It’s also quite silly to see the ridiculous contrast between all of the people who are working at the show (like the stylist above), who seem to be… unusually short…? Versus the models who are, if anything, unusually tall.

And lastly, some dingus taking notes.

Ooo! See, there she is!

I loved the look of this pink dress. It flowed like a dream…

It reminded me of a rose petal. You can’t quite see, but the hem was rounded, more so on the back- further proving my rose petal inspiration.

And all of the Halston Heritage gals lined up.

Actually, they aren’t “lined up.”

Friday’s show had some of the most curious and wonderful choreography that you could think of, keeping in mind that these girls were just walking.

It was pretty mind blowing.

And each collection had different choreography, as well as a different, mini video montage intro that spoke to either the collection or designer individually.

So here we have Mixie, which- don’t get me wrong-  is totally great and I would certainly wear this striped sweater dress. But, it was very much a case of “one of these things is not like the other one…..”

And then they were like “Yeah? You bored with these dresses? How about some kick ass choreography to take your mind off it.”

It worked.

Ahh, and onto my favorite of the night.

Helmut Lang.

I thought very long and hard about mobbing the girl in back for her entire outfit head to toe.

What a dream. OH that blazer!

And such quirky walking.

It totally fulfilled my hopes and dreams for this collection.

I loved the styling with the halo of crimped hair and inky purple/black lipstick.

Plus, I really do feel as though this collection speaks the loudest in terms of Denver fashion.

We are much more subdued here than other cities. Sure, our cow town history has much to do with that, but either way, us Denverites know how to pull off great style without too much flash.

Muted chic.

{As you will later see- it’s a shame that the “Street Style” evening didn’t take more cues from Friday night.}

This was just perfect.

Eeee! They’re gonna collide!

Newp. Not one girl missed a single beat.

This was flawless and really did look absolutely amazing from the audience.

I was quite impressed.

And Stop Staring!

Again, this is absolutely not high fashion, but at least it’s good. At least it’s inspired. And at least these girls look like they belong in a fashion show.

And they couldn’t have chosen a better model to wear that military green dress and hat.

People kind of went a little crazy for this collection.

Perhaps they’ve just never seen it online?

I don’t know. But there were like…

Hoots

and

hollers.

And then to bring us full circle and close the show was the delightfully 70s glamazing Robert Rodriguez collection.

These pants dear lord these motherfucking pants.

Should I be ashamed to tell you that I slapped her bum backstage because I just wanted to touch these pants?

Probably.

But anyway- she is just so gorgeous and I loved seeing this white gold look on a redhead for some reason.

I just imagined a whole bunch of blonde barbies that would be impossible to tell apart.

Not so, Zoë.

Not so at all.

Expectations: surpassed.

I won’t talk about the choreography anymore, but we can all just agree that I want to be talking about it because it was awesome.

Awesome.

This collection is pretty great.

Anytime clothes can really make you want to do something, that’s a good sign.

Even if that thing has to do with disco.

OH YES!

And then- just like that- it was over.

I never realized how short fashion shows are.

Or maybe they’re just short in Denver.

It’s like a wicked sugar rush with a crazy, almost manic high.

But this evening, I certainly left with that high intact and carried it all the way home.

Bravo, bravo, bravo.

Stay tuned for DFW: Night Two

You’re The Reason I’m A’Guest Postin’

Yow and happy Friday, friends.

I’ma guest posting for Miss Veronika from Tick Tock Vintage today!

And guess what?

It’s the bad news

And with that friends, I bid you all the most walking in someone else’s shoesingest, being inspired by your museingest, sleepin’ in and hitting snoozeingest, saying goodbye to awesome viewsingest, watching movies from John Hughesingest weekends of your lives!

Firsts, Lasts, and Seconds

I suppose it’s Monday.

So I hope that everyone’s weekends were polite and friendly.

Ours sure was.

Except for the bit of bad news, but you’ll be hearing about that soon enough.

I can assure you.

Today though, I would like to talk about the good news.

I suppose it is polite to usually ask the listener which they prefer to hear first.

That’s really too bad for you.

Because I call the shots around here, folks.

Good news it is!!

Pumps: Steve Madden Luxe :: Skirt + Shades + Belt: Thrifted :: Striped Top: Rodarte for Target

Here goes:

Beginning this Friday, Denver will be launching its first ever FASHION WEEK(end).

My favorite people/publication, 303 Magazine are presenting the event, which will take place both Friday and Saturday including an evening of high fashion as well as street style, all from local boutiques.

Friday night will begin the weekend with high-fashion runway shows from local boutiques featuring some pretty exciting designers. Ahem: Helmut Lang, Halston Heritage, and Robert Rodriguez!! And I myself am also ridiculously excited to see the show featuring Stop Staring! I have envied their dresses for several years now- they are so epic, so perfectly vintage-inspired, and just absolutely dreamy. Not that I would even say Stop Staring! is high-fashion (because, let’s face it: they aren’t), but it should be one hell of a show.

And we are talking SS11 looks, too. Not last seasons dregs that we got a hold of and turned into a show. This is going to be legitimate fashion overload in the heart of CowTown, Colorado. It really does make my heart sing to see that Denver is making a name for itself in the world of fashion, design, art, food, and most other things like that, that people like us get really excited about.

I think that DFW (it has been acronymized- that’s how big it is! I am also making words up…) will be the crux of Denver’s pivot into recognition for the fashion world. Not that I think we’re gonna rock the globe and be visited by the Sartorialist….

But either way, it’s a damn good step in the right direction.

But I digress.

Back to the itinerary: Saturday takes a cue from the locals (and hopefully bloggers!!!!) with the Streetwear Fashion Show. Again, local boutiques are putting on the shows with assistance from a seriously fabulous array of stylists and salons around the Denver area. I cannot wait for this show to see what local boutiques (like my fave: Common Era!) picture as Streetstyle fashion that captures Denver at its finest.

SO.

Local ladies and gentleman:

S A V E   T H E   D A T E

and buy tickets here.

I will be there both Friday and Saturday night, so please come by and say hello.

Also, if you must miss the show don’t fret: I will be re-capping the entire weekend right here. On the blog. Just for you.

And you, too.

As The Crow Flies

Long time no see, folks.

With Mr. Man out of town for five or so days, I was at a loss.

I begged and begged Duncan to take my photos, but alas, he has no thumbs.

He was all, “Ma. I would totally take your pictures for you, but you see I have no thumbs. And I can’t sit still for more than four seconds anyway so they would probably be blurry and you wouldn’t use them anyway.”

Fine, Duncan.

We got a little dusting of snow last night.

Other than that small glitch in the matrix, we have been living in dream land over here!

It’s been high 60s/low 70s for the past week or so.

I cannot wait for Spring and Summer.

This Winter was exceptionally rough I’d say.

I felt like I never properly adjusted to the time change and I would be ready for bed at 5:30.

Dragging ass all Winter long.

But I already feel more energized with the recent time change.

Things feel back to normal now.

Pumps + Blouse + Crocheted Collar: Thrifted :: Socks + Tights: Target

And I don’t even really think we have too much going on this weekend.

Wow.

We may actually get to enjoy ourselves and just relax.

Maybe spend some time outside and frolic with nature?

Mr. No Thumbs would like that I bet.

And how about this big rig here?

It says, “Jesus Christ is Lord. Not a Swear Word.”

Saw it on my way to work this morning.

I’ve never seen such a faithful, yet angry semi.

I feel like it was yelling at me.

Geez.

And with THAT friends, I bid you all the most king of the roadingest, (to a Grecian urn) odeingest, hopefully not getting towedingest, cracking a secret codeingest weekends of your lives!

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My dad and I were just talking about these.

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